Saturday, October 17, 2009

Chi-chi-chi-le-le-le, Viva Chile!

Futbol (soccer for those of you in the US) is almost a religion here. In fact, my history prof said that there’s a church in Argentina named after their famous hero, Diego something-or-other (you can tell how much I care about Argentinian soccer—I’m a Chile fan through and through). So, it was imperative for the sake of our cultural experience to go to a futbol game.

Chile vs Ecuador, October 14.
Chile classified for the World Cup when they played Colombia the weekend we were in Mendoza. Part of me wishes that I had been in Chile when it happened because everyone was celebrating. A few students were in Santiago at the time, and said that there was basically a riot! At any rate, the game against Ecuador did not matter much to Chile, since we already made the World Cup. However, the game was a major deciding factor for Ecuador, and affected Argentina’s standing as well. Of course, a major topic of conversation at lunch and once a few days in a row was—who would win?

I could NOT wait to go to this game. Almost everyone in the group bought a Chilean soccer jersey to show our support and undying loyalty. We arrived at the stadium several hours early to guarantee our seats. A few of us got free baseball caps saying Chile’s going to South Africa—great souvenir for sure.

As we walked down the steps to our spot, people were whistling, clapping, and cheering—I wondered what was going on in the field, but there was no one there…turns out they were reacting to us gringas. We definitely got our 15 minutes of fame. People would approach us and ask if they could take a picture with us…we obliged. I honestly felt like a celebrity. It got old very quickly, though, so to amuse ourselves, we started making funny faces as they snapped pictures…a few people laughed, but I think it deterred them from asking again.

The people sitting in front of us also kept us entertained as we waited for the game. They kept trying to set each other’s hair on fire…and one of them was quite successful. Burnt hair smell for awhile…Que feo!

The atmosphere kept getting more and more charged as the game approached. The entire stadium did the wave (hacer la ola), and it was really cool to watch as it went around the entire stadium. People began chanting at least an hour before the game, and it was more and more frequent as the time to start approached.

Everyone went wild when the players took the field. The first half, nothing much happened but a few close calls for both sides. Chile scored in the second half, and this was the most memorable moment of the entire game. Everyone was screaming, clapping, and setting off flares. The celebration lasted several minutes after the game began again. It was incredible to be there.

It was hard to pick out the words to some of the cheers, and there wasn’t an announcer so it was hard to keep track of what was happening all the time--but the crowd’s reaction said it all…
“Jess, did you catch what happened?”
“No, but they are yelling ‘hijo de puta’ so it can’t be good…”

“Hey, what is it that they are singing?”
“I dunno…the only word I caught was ‘whore.’”
Needless to say, we heard a lot of garabatos (swear words) in the stadium.

The few cheers I did catch:
Chi-chi-chi-le-le-le, viva Chile! ßThe most ubiquitous and well-known.
Vamos, vamos Chilenos, esta noche, tenemos que ganar!
Ole, ole ole ole, Chile, Chile! ßThis one’s really fun because you can go on as long as you like.

The end of the game was great, too—some of the more daring spectators started climbing the fence. It was similar to the atmosphere after scoring the goal, but the goal actually was a bigger deal.

I cannot tell you how much fun this was—it really is one of those things you have to experience in person. I wish we could go to more, and absolutely cannot wait for the World Cup this summer!

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We’re at the halfway point in our semester, so are leaving tonight for a week-long Spring Break trip to the south of Chile. We’re going to Chiloe, an island, and then making our way back slowly, passing through lots of cities. It should be a lot of fun, and is definitely a needed break…we have had several tests and papers this past week, and more the week get back. I probably won’t have much access to the Internet, so please don’t be offended or worried if I don’t get back to you! Hope you are all doing well—ciao, un besito!

Don't cry for me, Argentina

Argentina: Buenos Aires y Mendoza
Went to Buenos Aires two weekends ago, and loved Argentina so much that I decided to go again this past weekend to Mendoza.

Buenos Aires:
Went with Jess, Andria, Angie, and Alex.
LOVE LOVE LOVED this city. It is hard to put my finger on why exactly, but it has this energy about it. General atmosphere-wise, I’d call it the NYC of South America.

Actually, I can pinpoint a few particular things I loved about it:
1) Zapallo (squash). The hostel we stayed at had the most magnificent (and perhaps only) squash jelly I have ever tasted. I could eat entire jars of it every day. Squash and pumpkins were definitely a big thing in Argentina—had pumpkin ravioli the first night there…need I say more?
2) Coffee. We had legit coffee in Buenos Aires. None of Chile’s powdered wannabe coffee.
3) Books. Chile has no publishing companies, so the books are all imported and therefore super expensive. Buenos Aires, on the other hand, has publishing companies. Books were definitely less expensive, though about on par with those in the US.
4) Cheap food. First night there, we had been traveling all day without much sustenance. So, we went to a pasta place and decided to splurge a little…ordered nachos and a bottle of wine to split and our individual dishes of pasta (mine was the highly-acclaimed pumpkin ravioli in a 4-cheese sauce)…came to about 12 USD a person. Ridiculously cheap for the quality and quantity of the food. Another highlight restaurant was the Irish Pub…in Argentina.

Basically, we only had 2 full days in Argentina (travel ate up a LOT of time). We spent those days falling in love with the city as we walked through it. Some highlights were La Casa Rosa (the Pink House—it used to be white like the White House, but some president decided he didn’t want to copy the US or something like that, so he pained it red, but then this other president thought it was too Communist so they painted it over with white paint, but it could only tone down the red instead of fully covering it…at least, that’s what Alex told me), the garden (peaceful in the big city), El Museo de Bellas Artes (fine arts museum), the Cathedral, the Obelisco (looks like the Washington Monument), the widest street in the world (not counting freeways), a giant rose sculpture that opens in the day and closes at night, La Boca (colorful little neighborhood full of artisan crafts and where people tangoed in the streets), streets full of shops, and too many plazas and parks to count.

Our hostel was also really cool. We all hung out on the roof terrace and the second night we were there, watched a piano concert/light show. The building across the street was celebrating its 100 year birthday, so the street was closed, a stage was set up, and this guy played the piano. There is a floor of the building called purgatorio “purgatory,” so the music and light show (which was projected on the building itself) related to Dante’s Divine Comedy, starting with hell, then purgatory, then heaven.

Another highlight was making dinner one night in the hostel. Jess, Andria, and I missed cooking, so we made the food and Angie and Alex did the dishes. We settled on making vegetable stir-fry because we were all dying for a meal that wasn’t based solely on meat and bread. We way overestimated the amount of vegetables that we needed, so ended up bingeing on vegetables and pawning off a couple plates on people who came in the kitchen to eat their sad dinner of cereal.

Overall impression: If you find yourself in South America, do yourself a favor and go to Buenos Aires.

Mendoza:
Went with Andria, Beth, and Jess.
When your trip begins with the bus playing cheesy karaoke music, you know that it’ll be an amazingly quirky experience. The bus ride plus customs lasted a whopping 10 hours, which, ironically, is the same amount of time that it takes to fly from the US to Chile. However, between the karaoke, the best worst movie I have ever seen entitled Papa se volvio loco! (Dad went crazy!), and a blast from the past with 90’s music videos, it was fairly entertaining overall.
The first place we went in Mendoza was to the police station…to ask for directions to our hostel. Our hostel, what words can I give to describe it? We passed it at first because it was not marked very well…so we backtracked and saw this dark door on the opposite side of the street, “Uh…what does that sign say? I’m hoping that’s not it…ohh yep, THAT’S our hostel.” Looked pretty sketchy, no one really wanted to go in, but we braved it. It really wasn’t that bad inside, we were greeted by our hostel poet who never sleeps, Gaston. He’s your typical starving artist, and read us one of his poems, inspired by an argument with a friend, of which I will give you a brief translation so you understand the nature of his sheer poetic brilliance.
“I defecated from the passage of the colon of egoism,
I vomited the hatred during fanfare…” You get the picture.
He also found all four of us a four-leaf clover. If he had spent as much time cleaning the bathrooms as he did finding four-leaf clovers for us, the hostel would have been much improved. There was toilet paper for a couple hours of the day, so you learned fast that you needed to steal it when you could…and thus you participated in the vicious cycle. There was an entire colony of flies living on the ceiling of the downstairs shower…but at least there was a shower curtain in that one.
Our actual room was pretty nice, though…we were lucky that we got to share a 4-person room. It was like a 3-day long slumber party…I can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard. The number of inside jokes we have from Mendoza is innumerable—absolutely adore the girls I went with.

I loved the energy and personality of Buenos Aires, but Mendoza was so much more fun and felt like a mini-vacation. Saturday was spent shopping—we found a chocolate/wine factory and an alfajor factory (alfajor=specialty Argentinian cookie sandwich with dulce de leche in the middle), but the majority of our shopping excursions involved shoes because Mendoza is known for its cheap shoes. Never have I seen so many shoes in one city. There were huge window displays, and we had to attempt to point out to the salespeople which shoe we wanted to try from the window.
The weather was hotter across the cordillera (mountain range), so it was a good thing that helado (ice cream) was about as common as the shoes. We found the most ridickulous (misspelling intended) ice cream cones I have ever seen at La Reinese. They were specially made for a double-scoop, so there were two cups for the scoops of ice cream attached to a regular cone…they looked curiously like male anatomy.
I met a very complimentary old man in La Reinese. He asked me if I was from Germany (sidenote: third time someone has tagged me as a German, but once I was asked if I was Australian because I talked like Olivia Newton-John—go figure). He then proceeded to talk to me about my “belleza”—“You’re beautiful [turning to the workers behind the counter, all male] Isn’t she beautiful?” The guys behind the counter could hardly keep from laughing. He then complimented me on my Spanish, which was far more flattering, though a compliment I don’t think I deserve. At any rate, once he finally got over my “belleza” and found out I was from the US, he started talking to me about Obama and how wonderful it is that he won the Nobel Peace Prize. I’ve talked to a few Americans about this, and most people react saying that Obama hasn’t really done anything yet. But everyone in South America has been extremely excited about it and genuinely believe Obama deserves it. My host parents have told me time and time again how much they love Obama. I don’t think that we understand how much it means to other countries around the globe that Obama is our president.

I love the prices of Argentinian food. Between ice cream, Subway, and our homemade vegetable stir-fry (SO good) and chocolate banana pancakes, we spent roughly $5-6 USD on food for one day. Our last night there, we treated ourselves to a meal of steak and wine…Que rico. The steak is really tender in Argentina because the landscape is so flat—the cattle do not develop their muscles and so the meat is better.

The most adventurous part of the trip was rafting. We all had a love-hate relationship with our instructor, whose rugged attractiveness was equal only to how much he wanted us to get soaked. The scenery was gorgeous and looked rather similar to the Southwest US. The river was turquoise and carved a canyon into the reddish rock—perfect day for rafting. We wore these ridiculous blue jumpsuits, orange lifevests, and a white helmet—ready for anything. The start of the ride was lovely and Beth was telling us how much we would thank her for pushing us to go.
Not more than 5 minutes later, we were screaming as water poured into the raft. We were caught in a current and we moved from one side of the raft to the other as it spun around. We had gotten rid of our paddles before because we were supposed to disembark—however, the current had sucked us back in (though we have our suspicions that our guide merely wanted to pretend that we were stuck). There was this guy standing on a rock pointing at us and laughing as we clung to one another and screamed; I hated that man. My one thought of survival was, “Don’t let go of Beth!” We were all almost sobbing because of how shocked we were from the cold water, and apparently at one point I yelled, “Jesus, you have the power to stop this—why aren’t you using it?!?!” But honestly, it was one of my favorite memories from the Mendoza trip, and really hilarious when I look back. We realized how incredibly lame the current actually was when the instructors offered to the people on the other raft to get “caught” in the same current—for fun. Felt more than slightly ridiculous after that.
The rest of the trip was gorgeous and without problem. Our instructor had us all stand up in the boat and put one foot on each edge—the “prueba de vikingos” (Viking test). Rafting was incredibly fun, and incredibly worth it.

We also went out dancing one night, advised where to go by our kind shoe-saleswoman. There was a live band and the Argentinians all knew the words, so that was a really fun environment. Lots of students from the program were in Mendoza this weekend, though we stayed at a few different hostels, but most of us ended up in the same club—purely by chance!

The artisan fairs were also a lot of fun. We bought a few small souvenirs and the biggest cotton candy I have ever seen. The next day, we went to all the major plazas in the city—Italia with it’s gorgeous fountain, Espana with its many colored tiles, Chile with benches decorated for the different regions, and a few others—all with statues of important people. One plaza by the church where we went to Mass had a wooden slide. A child had left notes on it saying that you WOULD fall if you tried to go down…so of course we tried and it was actually really fun and no one got splinters. The trip to Mendoza was full of lots of little quirky, random experiences like that, but those are what made the trip so fun and unique.

Our last night there was also a night to remember. The night we arrived, we checked e-mail and saw that our hostel had said that there was space only for the first night or two…thanks for telling us sooner! We made sure to inquire about our third night every chance we got to make sure we’d have enough time to find another hostel…but I’m pretty sure Gaston just wanted to avoid the whole situation. At any rate, it was our last day there and we returned from our dinner around 12:30…to find that we did not have a room that night. Gaston apologized a lot and said we could sleep on the floor of the lobby—for free. We ended up sleeping in what we called the “fish bowl,” which was the middle room with the TV and couch that was surrounded by glass walls. We didn’t really mind much, especially since we got a free night so ended up paying $12 USD for 3 nights there, and were all able to laugh at it. So great to travel with such an easygoing group! My host parents were not at all surprised…Que fresos los argentinos!

The bus ride back was really long, too, as was customs. We kind of ran into trouble with Andria’s unfinished wood artisan craft and Jess accidentally sort-of kicking the police dog…but we made it back to Vina just fine.

Overall impression: Although we ran into a lot of little frustrations this trip, we had a blast. I would not change any of it!

You know you’re in Argentina when…
1) You get kissing noises from your admirers on the street, rather than the whistle and car honks (or, the car horns that sound like whistles) of Chile.
2) No one has coin money—a minimarket even had a sign that read “No hay moneda—de verdad” (We don’t have coins, it’s true). As an econ minor, I have to wonder how much they have in circulation.
3) The “ll” is pronounced with a “j” sound, which I think is really pretty.
4) You can also hear the Italian influence in people’s speech. However, my host mom says she does not like the way they talk at all...
5) No one respects the stoplights and pedestrian crossings—ten cuidado!
6) The unibrow is not uncommon. However, Argentinian men are known for being “mas hermoso” than the Chileans…if they were, I don’t know where they were hiding.

I'll have to attach pictures later...we're heading out for Chiloe tonight, so I'm a little pressed for time!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Santiago

Realized that I have completely failed on updating my blog recently, but that’s only because I’ve been so busy! Here’s a quick tour through Santiago…

The weekend after Fiestas Patrias, the program scheduled a trip to Santiago that related a lot to the Ethics Seminar about Justice and Impunity in Latin America (real uplifting stuff). In Chile’s case, Pinochet was a controversial military dictator…very generally speaking, he was popular with the elite for his economics and anti-Marxist attitudes…and unpopular with the lower classes for the same reasons. During his anti-Marxist crusade, many people were tortured, killed, or “disappeared,” and the Chilean government still has not completely acknowledged what happened…there is definitely a lack of reconciliation. The places we went were:
1) La Vicaria de Solidaridad—Catholic organization that has compiled archives about the people who were taken and disappeared under Pinochet’s regime.
2) La Villa Grimauldi—Current site of a park for peace that commemorates the victims. The really creepy thing about this place is that it used to be the site of a torture and detention center. The building was destroyed but the foundation still exists, and is what the park’s landscape is designed around. The victims’ families wanted to turn such a horrible place into something beautiful that works to bring about awareness and reconciliation. However, I felt it was incredibly eerie to think about the atrocities that happened there…playing classical music loudly to cover up the sounds of people being tortured. I felt unsettled and actually could not wait to get out of the place, despite the fact that it was now a park.
3) La Fundacion Pinochet—We wanted to get the other perspective and see why people supported, and continue to justify, Pinochet. The Pinochet Foundation is located in Pinochet’s old office from where he worked as a “Senator for Life.” After he lost the plebiscite and would no longer be president, he used his remaining time in power to put mechanisms in place to protect the military and himself—including giving himself the title “Senator for Life.” The speaker at the Foundation buttered us up first with coffee and cookies, then proceeded to talk about why the military should not be held responsible for following orders, and that everybody does bad things. We toured Pinochet’s office, and saw cases upon cases of medals (many of which he probably awarded himself) as well as his throne in front of this tiny TV in his study. Special, special man.
4) El Cementerio General—Toured a big cemetery that housed the graves of several past presidents—including Balmaceda (the first person to commit suicide who was permitted to be buried there) and Allende (the Socialist president who was overthrown by Pinochet). Very interesting to see a cemetery in a different country. There were rows upon rows of very intricate family sepulchers…almost like little chapels—extremely beautiful. Another area had literally a wall where coffins are kept for a certain amount of time for the families to raise enough money to construct a sepulcher…but after enough time passes, the bodies are transferred to a general grave site. There was also a poorer part of the cemetery—rows upon rows of metal crosses. These graves were decorated with soccer jerseys and flags, toys, windmills—it had almost a cheerful atmosphere. It was interesting to think about how two cultures approach death. But really, it was not as morbid as it sounds. We also saw families of victims gathered at the cemetery…clearly, there is still pain and uncertainty after all this time.

As educational and interesting as these places were, I am going to be honest and say that between all these activities, it was rather an emotionally-draining couple of days. Thank goodness for the other activities for distraction.
1) La Plaza and Catedral—Big central plazas are trademarks of Spanish colonialism…and always colorful and cheerful. I also LOVE going into cathedrals, and this one was absolutely magnificent. High vaulted ceilings, statues of saints, incredibly details…basically the hallmarks of any great Cathedral.
2) La Moneda—Literally, coin currency. It used to be a money-minting factory but because of the famous architect who designed it (so famous I recall his name, even—think he was the same one to design the Cathedral, though) it was turned into the Presidential Palace. There are guards out front like at Buckingham Palace…though these ones were not as hardcore.
3) La Chascona—one of Pablo Neruda’s houses. Very interesting architecture, modeled after a ship, so it was extremely cool. Besides that, I am in love with Pabs’ poetry. He lived there with his mistress, Matilde. She had this crazy hair, hence the name “la chascona,” which translates to “disheveled” but in an endearing way. When the guide was explaining the name, he kept looking at my hair like he wasn’t sure whether or not he should point me out as an example.
4) El Barrio Bellavista—Good place to buy artisan crafts and eat food. We found a leftist café and had a fabulous lunch—murals on the wall, pictures of Che, almost felt like I was back in Olympia. The place was called La Casa en el Aire (the House in the Sky), based off of a poem. We decided that anything with “aire” in it is a good thing. Our list? The song Manos al Aire by Nelly Furtado, Pomaire, Buenos Aires, and the café.
5) Los Vikingos—Best Viking-themed restaurant ever. A group of about 10 of us went for dinner on Friday night…the decorations were crazy, and everything was covered in animal skins…including the table and the ceiling. Some of the servers wore Viking hats. It was great. But the best part was the bathroom. Each stall was like a dungeon chamber, with handcuffs hanging from the ceiling which you pulled to flush the toilet. Classy.

Overall impression: Meh. I’m glad we went because Santiago’s the capital city and is important for historic reasons, but I found it to be a city without much of a personality. However, that might just be because of the types of places that we visited…I feel like I didn’t get to see all that Santiago has to offer…perhaps we’ll return again for a weekend to see the un-educational side of the city. So many places to go!

Fiestas Patrias: Come, bebe y baila cueca




So you’re a gringo and you want to know, what are Fiestas Patrias?

My extended host family

Brief Description and Oversimplified History:
Fiestas Patrias are celebrated on September 18 and 19…but the party starts the evening of the 17 and ends on the 20. The 18 (el Dieciocho) commemorates the first junta formed in 1810 in Chile during Spain’s colonial rule. Spain was experiencing problems with Napoleon and so a local government formed, giving Chile autonomy but not independence (which didn’t happen until February 12, 1818). Why September? Spring in this hemisphere starts the 21st so Fiestas Patrias is also a celebration of the end of winter. The 19 is Armed Forces Day, which is a big deal here, and there’s a 3 hour parade in Santiago.

How does one disfrutar (enjoy) this national holiday?
In a nutshell: drink a lot, eat even more, and dance cueca.

So now you’re thinking, “I’d love to get in on this Fiestas Patrias thing…but I’m from the USA and don’t know what to do.”

That is where I come in. Celebrating Fiestas Patrias is not a difficult concept. Here’s a brief how-to guide, featuring the staple food, drinks, and activities. With my guidance, you’ll be enjoying Fiestas Patrias in no time.

Eat, Drink, and Dance Cueca: Your How-To Guide to Fiestas Patrias



FOOD
This is perhaps the most important aspect, so pay close attention.

Two of my nieces, nephew, and me

Remember: VEGETARIANISM HAS NO PLACE IN FIESTAS PATRIAS.

The key component is CARNE (meat) and lots of it.
You had a wide variety to choose from:
Choripan: If chorizo=sausage and pan=bread, then choripan=small sausage (more flavorful than a bratwurst) in a toasted bun.
Anticucho: kabob with roasted meat and onions.
Carne asado: usually beef, roasted over a grill
Empanada de pino: Chile’s specialty, a pocket of dough filled with beef, onions, olives, and half a hard-boiled egg. Empanadas are eaten all throughout the year and the fillings can be different, but pino is the MUST for Fiestas Patrias.


DRINK
Second in importance only to food…but only because drinking on an empty stomach is a must NOT.

Helpful hint: The more you eat, the more you can drink without ending up “curada” like Tia Monica pole-dancing on the trellis.

Word to my mother: No te preocupes, although drinking is definitely an expected cultural aspect of Fiestas Patrias (especially since I am not a minor here), I promise that I did not overdo drinking.

Chicha: Fermented fruit, so it is sweet and tastes a lot like cider. Most popular drink of Fiestas Patrias, and served almost exclusively during this time of the year. It’s origins can actually be traced back to the indigenous people living in Chile.
Cola de mono: Literally, “monkey’s tail.” Mama taught me how to make it, and now I will pass on this knowledge to you. First you boil water with cinnamon and cloves, and then add sugar and stir. Add some instant coffee powder, stir, and then let cool. Pour the mixture into another pot with milk and add aguardiente (the alcohol—very strong stuff) to taste. Store in old Pisco bottles and chill. I have two words for you, QUE RICO.
Terremoto: Piña (pineapple) ice cream, a couple shots of rum, and white wine. The name translates to “earthquake”…and it is DEFINITELY an earthquake. Probably my least favorite Fiestas Patrias drink…though with much more ice cream, I think it has potential.
Canelito: Perhaps my favorite, but the one I know the least about. All I know is that it’s not too strong and has an aftertaste like a spearmint spice drop (which I adore).

Your non-alcoholic options at any asado are, as per usual, orange Fanta or agua con gas (carbonated water).


ACTIVITIES:
Eating and drinking are the primary activities, but here are some enjoyable supplementary options:

Cueca: Chile’s national dance, but you really only see it during Fiestas Patrias. Basically, it is a dance of the “conquest.” The man pursues the woman, who must play hard to get. Both have little hankies that they wave around. The steps are pretty simple, 3-step patterns in a half-moon circle. My host parents danced it for me in the living room—pretty much the most adorable thing I have ever seen. Mama and I then went over to Claudia’s apartment in the next building to teach me the steps and drink some cola de mono.

Asado: Basically, a barbeque. The rule? Attend as many as possible. I went to 3…one with the students from the program, the big family asado, and my niece’s friend’s asado. The family asado is the most important. We went to a town called Los Andes (located, curiously, in the foothills of the Andes Mountains). Someone in the family has a tiny house in the country there, so we all went to for a family asado. It was a really nice family day especially since my host family has accepted me like a member of their family. Even still, it was a little bittersweet because it reminded me of my own big family gatherings.

Ramada: The base of the word, “rama,” means “branch.” Ramadas in the past were little houses constructed with branches where people would have asados. Now, the word refers to what is basically a fair--booths (many of which are constructed with branches) selling typical food and drinks, artisan crafts, and games. If you are not at an asado with friends and family, then you better be at a ramada. Everyone goes, including the gringos, which is apparently newsworthy. A group of us students went together and ended up getting interviewed by the local new station.

You may have noticed trend by now—except for Cueca, all the activities have to do with food. Clearly, people gain weight during Fiestas Patrias. How much? There was a wide range of estimates, but the most common was 5-6 pounds.
To avoid said weight gain, us gringos went to La Campana, a national park, on Sunday. It was absolutely gorgeous; neither words nor pictures can quite do it justice. We hiked all day—the trail had very much of an incline so we really got a work-out. On the way down, we saw two huge tarantulas…actually very cool to see them in the South American wilderness.

After hiking, we had a completo to complete our Fiestas Patrias experience. I thought a completo sounded disgusting, but since it’s definitely an indispensible part of Chilean culture, I knew I had to try it at some point. And what better time than when I was absolutely starving and anything sounded good?
Completo: A hot dog in a toasted bun, topped with literally a mountain of tomatoes, palta (avocado), and covered with more mayonesa (it’s a cognate, I’m not going to hold your hand and translate on this one) than you ever need to eat in your life. You can get two sizes, normal or gigante. I have no idea how anyone could eat a gigante because completos are extremely messy…which means a perro vago (street dog) will follow you around to lick up the tomato-palta trail that any true completo will inevitably leave behind.

If you follow these simple instructions, you too can experience the glory that is Fiestas Patrias. Not only that, but you will come into contact with your inner Chilean, who is ready and waiting to eat, drink, and dance cueca.